What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are black people harassed more by police officers?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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Moonraker

From Russia With Love

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-”She is very sexyful!”

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

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